The Theory of Everything is a number that describes everything about the Universe and everything that can possibly be. This number is not like the number 0. The number 0 means nothing but the number that means everything is the reciprocal of the number 0. This is the number 1/0.
Using limits, it can be shown that the number 1/0 is equal to both positive infinity and negative infinity. What this means is that the Universe is based on harmony and the balanced reciprocity between equal and opposite essences. One of the essences is male and the other is female.
Male is related to female and visa versa by a ninety degrees phase shift in a magnetic field pattern that permeates all of space and forms the so-called Unified Field. Genealogically, the two partners are considered to be cross-cousins. This means that the male essence is the father's sister's son of the female essence.
This is the Theory of Everything.