I hope.
This page is designed for humour only. In real life, admins would quickly step in, as the behaviour in the various steps is reprehensible and contrary to many WP rules. No actual people are referred to in this article at all.
WP:Power— a new game
Rules: You get 1 point for each successful step you take.
Whenever you see a new editor, immediately send a final warning that you will get them blocked just to see if they will properly cower before you.
If they do not, then accuse them of being either a "paid editor" on the subject you caught then editing, or else being a "sockpuppet" of someone else. Doing a couple of Checkusers is not a bad idea.
If they still do not bend before your almighty will, then start edit wars in any article you find them in. Don;t worry about being accused of stalking, that is wht you will blame them of!
With any luck you will get them to revert your vandalism. Great: Now ...
Issue a Final Warning for 3RR (who's counting? And tell them they will be blocked permanently. Do it at the FIRST revert or even any edit at all!)
This will chase off most of the fools in your path.
Once in a while someone will point out that your repeated "final warnings" are abusive -- Great! Now accuse them of "wikilawyering"! (5 points!) This is great because, after all, it is you who is gaming the system.
Now -- you get to say "Now I will report you to ANI and you will be blocked permanently." (Using "banned" gets you an extra point).
If they say they want to actually go to ANI, then you lost 10 points, so be careful that they do not learn just how powerless you are in real life (if you have one).
In ANI you are on your own. Best bet is to say "I offered a compromise" whether or not you did. Remember the admins out there have not seen all your handiwork, so they will give you the benefit of the doubt. At this point, the game is done -- move on to the next victim.
Record score is now over two hundred, so get cracking!
(see WP:GAMING)
see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Collect/z