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:*'''Comment''' I think you linked [[WP:RfA|nut house]] wrong. No need to thank me. —'''[[User:Cyclonenim|Cyclonenim]]''' ([[User talk:Cyclonenim|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/Cyclonenim|contribs]] · [[Special:EmailUser/Cyclonenim|email]]) 01:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC) |
:*'''Comment''' I think you linked [[WP:RfA|nut house]] wrong. No need to thank me. —'''[[User:Cyclonenim|Cyclonenim]]''' ([[User talk:Cyclonenim|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/Cyclonenim|contribs]] · [[Special:EmailUser/Cyclonenim|email]]) 01:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC) |
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*'''Delete by falling piano.''' That way, he'll be a-flat major-ly. —<font face="Century Gothic">[[User:La Pianista|<font color="#00008B">'''La</font> <font color="dodgerblue">Pianista'''</font>]]</font> <sup>([[User talk:La Pianista|T]]•[[Special:Contributions/La Pianista|C]])</sup> 03:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC) |
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Majorly
I'm utterly appalled I've not been deleted yet! I majorly fail all policies, so I want to be deleted and be red like everyone else. Majorly talk 17:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Per nom Majorly talk 17:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete - He wished me a Happy New Year. ayematthew @ 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Demote in Rank To "Privately" Ecoleetage (talk) 17:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep There's no one else who'll speak their mind around here. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Integrity is beyond question as evidenced by this edit. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 18:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Wants to be deleted, clear sign he is insane, i.e. a perfect Wikipedian. SoWhy 22:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep: The user is opposed to ageism, obviously a good thing, and clearly meets WP:M. Dendodge TalkContribs 22:13, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep (per iMatthew) until he wishes me a happy New Year. After that, Demote to Minorly. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 00:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Strong Delete No self noms here, go back to the nut house where you came from.--Iamawesome800 01:08, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Comment I think you linked nut house wrong. No need to thank me. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 01:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ah yes, that's my bad there, I should double check my links there :)--Iamawesome800 02:20, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete by falling piano. That way, he'll be a-flat major-ly. —La Pianista (T•C) 03:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Casliber
Too many supports in the ArbCom election. See here. Beware of mind tricks, this user is a psychiatrist and will use mind control to establish consensus, as shown at the election by the alarming voter confidence. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Is this some hositility I'm sensing here? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- There's a thin line between hostility and jealousy Casliber :) —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:36, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Is this some hositility I'm sensing here? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete as
stalkernominator. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC) - Delete as nominator. ayematthew @ 16:36, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete as nominator. PeterSymonds (talk) 16:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete as nominator. The Helpful One 16:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete as nominator. VX!~~~ 16:42, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Strong Delete Icewedge (talk) 17:15, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- I think you meant to say —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:43, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Inane musical interlude Okay, everyone, sing along: "Casliber the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know..." Ecoleetage (talk) 17:24, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Erm...do you speak to dead people? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep per voice in my head that sounds a lot like Ewan McGregor. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 18:39, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Choose Life then! Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Cryopreserve in order to save brain against the eroding effect of ArbCom duty. -- Kim van der Linde at venus 21:21, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Your confusing me Forget about Casliber, how about deleting Icewedge and Cyclone for using complicated math formulas.--Iamawesome800 01:05, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Iamawesome800 for not being awesome and making grammar fail. —La Pianista (T•C) 03:37, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete of course. His family wants him back! Eusebeus (talk) 03:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep - username isn't a word. I like that. —La Pianista (T•C) 03:37, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Cyclonenim
Per CED G5 or 8 (only through use of one of them would he have this ordered. Also CED E2 and 3. Quantumobserver (talk) 03:00, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Choose a different weather phenomenon, cyclones are too broad.--Iamawesome800 03:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete and nuke from orbit for using a complimicated legalese term in below EFD... Prima facie? May I remind you of WP:NLT! --Chasingsol(talk) 03:50, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hold !vote pending outcome of Turing test on candidate or alleged bot, or evidence he speaks a non-UK language on a non-UK wiki. Evidence of notability is here - if you've appeared on EFD other than by self-nom, you've been noted. If you appear here by self-nom and anyone but you and your socks !vote, you've been noted. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:08, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Kill by dusting with carbon black (per two of my former profs) for being a sockpuppet of Cyclone Norbert. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 05:08, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Debug - User nominated a clearly crazy person for adminship which is prima facie evidence of an internal software error! SoWhat? 10:51, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Comment This is nonsensical! I'm no bot or sock, I'm a 5 year old using AWB... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 14:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Uses AWB, which is prima facie evidence that he uses AWB. PXK T /C 16:04, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Get him an agent Hey, did you see his photo on his User Page? Why is he wasting his time here when he could be on the West End or out in Hollywood with those good looks? Who wants to bet that by this time next year, he could be on the red carpet at the Oscars with Sienna Miller on one arm, Jessica Alba on another and Halle Berry on another? :) Ecoleetage (talk) 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per Ecoleetage. Cyclonenim has three arms. --Dylan620 (Contribs · Sign!) 17:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
EVula
Always right? No-one can always be right! If he is always right then he is too perfect, and must be deleted. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 03:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete You can be always right after you resurrect yourself, like Jesus. I know Easter is a few months away, but what the heck, might as well get an early start on your personal Good Friday. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Strong delete — Prima facie evidence of power hunger demonstrated by being an administrator or bureaucrat on nine Wiki's. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:01, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Serious-fy. Claims to have a sense of humor - we cannot tolerate that! SoWhy 17:02, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Jealousy is a cruel mistress, eh? ;) —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Angry I could've sworn I already deleted this editor. Enigma msg 17:11, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Deleting for being funny "I don't mind if someones funny but I don't like the funny business" (If you are a Seinfeldaholic you'll get it).--Iamawesome800 00:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete because the coin came up heads.Unsigned comment left by User:Quantumobserver
- Nuke from orbit for failing to comply with WP:BIBLIO. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 04:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- WP:EVULA is older, and therefore supersedes it. Booya. EVula // talk // ☯ // 16:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Seeing as medieval law is older than current modern law, do you follow that too? —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- You missed the sentence: "He overrules any other powers, such as DarkFalls who overrides EVula and all those other minions...With a firm exception for his puppetmaster (Phaedriel)." Only person able to override me is Phaedriel. bibliomaniac15 17:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Seeing as medieval law is older than current modern law, do you follow that too? —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- WP:EVULA is older, and therefore supersedes it. Booya. EVula // talk // ☯ // 16:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Rename as "Evil, eh." Works for me. Ecoleetage (talk) 17:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Strongest keep and trout the nom EVula is always right. PeterSymonds (talk) 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Peter shall survive The Purging. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:54, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- o_O "The Purging"? Can't I beg for, leniency or something? —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 19:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Either that, or do it first... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:39, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- o_O "The Purging"? Can't I beg for, leniency or something? —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 19:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Peter shall survive The Purging. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:54, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
FlyingToaster
Per WP:COPYVIO. User claims to be a Macintosh screensaver circa 1989. I prefer bagels, anyway. // roux 07:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Transwiki to GNOME. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 15:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Query Is this candidate subject to wp:Butter side up? ϢereSpielChequers 16:46, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Badger // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Response Candidate is subject to wp:laws of physics FlyingToaster 16:42, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Keep, give blow job & pony Totally unbiased editor here - Toaster cured me of leprosy, is bringing peace to middle east. FlyingToaster sockpuppet (talk) 18:16, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- 'Speedy delete per Muppet above - Middle Easterners don't eat toast, therefore FlyingToaster is a lie. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 18:50, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- KKidnap, bring to L'Aquatique's house, and force to sit on her counter I only have a toaster oven and it burns everything in sight, including things that haven't even been put in it. I'd like a real toaster, please. l'aquatique |✡| talk 19:02, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Mushroom // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Snake. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Mushroom // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Merge with Flying Spaghetti Monster, so we can all be touched by his toasted noodly appendage. —La Pianista (T•C) 22:06, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Get out the rifle Hey, flying toasters are more to shoot than clay pigeons! Ecoleetage (talk) 00:49, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- Just drop it: All those badgers must have eaten him alive by now. It's no use us discussing this further. Chamal talk 06:38, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- They are very clever badgers. :P Ecoleetage (talk) 11:29, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- They were on teh 'shrooms. Duh. —La Pianista (T•C) 04:20, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- They are very clever badgers. :P Ecoleetage (talk) 11:29, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- Help! Now I have FLYING TOASTER WINGS running through my head! Enigma msg 17:13, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Send to Gitmo: Obviously these flying toasters can be used to avoid screening at airports, and used for terroristic purposes. also, 'toaster' is obviously a form of flying cylon, bent on bringing death to us all. The only logical solution is to send this skinjob to Gitmo. burnte (talk) 21:59, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete For denying that it's a flying badger. I will not stand for liars in such a serious discussion.--Iamawesome800 00:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
We don't need no stinkin' references
- ^ this drunk guy I met at the airport bar at 4am
Gazimoff
I just get the feeling he's begging to be listed here. :) Plus all the other reasons below, etc etc. PeterSymonds (talk) 11:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete for no reason, since none given. Trout slap PeterSymonds for imagining that we will think up a suitable reason ourselves. Chamal talk 14:32, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Trout? Bah. Anybody taking part in EFD discussions can handle something larger. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 15:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. User has signed up to be an ArbCom Clerk, and therefore is automatically notable. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:38, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. User has signed up to be an ArbCom Clerk, and therefore is automatically insane. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Turn into Gazpacho. bibliomaniac15 19:07, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete, because it is better for his sanity that he does not get a chance to wade deeper into RfA reform. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 19:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Burn at the stake. "Gazimoff" sounds uncannily like a Russian wizard. Unless he can give me a heart, we must annihilate this heretic and his devilish witchcraft. Who knows? He might lift up his stockings and cause a tempest. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 20:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Candidate is clearly a hybrid of Gazza and Asimov, and should be deleted before he creates a robotic footballer that drinks us all under the table. ϢereSpielChequers 21:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete: User's name begins with G, therefore they are obviously in violation of WP:G. Dendodge TalkContribs 21:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Unmask Yes, now we know who Gazimoff really is!!! Ecoleetage (talk) 00:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
2D
User is obviously not two dimensional. The lie of the username plays a role in confusionifying everyone throughout teh wikis. Unable to CSD as a hoax due to lack of such criteria. 2DC 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. User is double-d-lightful. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 01:40, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete La Pianista for making a bad pun. She even admits it in her edit summary. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Epic fail. Already been deleted. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'm sure there are all kinds of fun jokes that can be cracked about a girl making a double D comment, but that's too easy... GlassCobra 13:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Ponder 2D or not 2D? That is the question! Ecoleetage (talk) 02:51, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep - Two-dimensional users are a very marginal minority on Wikipedia, having even less of them will only diminish
ourtheir cause. CL — 04:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC) - Convert to 3-D Come on, 2D is soooo yesterday! SoWhy 13:16, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- 3-D is sooo last month. How about 4D or 5D? I guess only the super-new nVidia card could be able to display me then, though. 2DC 15:13, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Transwikify to 4D per above. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep Clearly notable - 106,000,000 google hits. 2D helps to keep the people confusionified anyway. Chamal talk 14:37, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep per uninformed nom. User IS two-dimensional, at least on my monitor. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 17:04, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep User is just text on the screen, which is decidedly two-dimensional. EVula // talk // ☯ // 17:10, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Hospitalize. User's two-dimensional approach suggests a flat affect, which in this case is a clear sign of dimension dementia. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
*Struck above vote as clearly wrong based on the facts. If it's double-D, the last thing it would have is a flat affect.// roux 19:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)- In turn, I struck the above vote for striking the vote above that. Remember, kids, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:39, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- No, three rights make a conservative coup. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- In turn, I struck the above vote for striking the vote above that. Remember, kids, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:39, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - User claims to be 2D, but signs as 2Dc, indicating that he is actually 2D cubed and therefore 8-dimensional, not two. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 04:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Closedmouth
Utterly ridiculous editor, insists on sparking confusion and is a key player in general incivility. Recently taunted me about my coherency, which many other editors have is good! It's simply not. Yes. — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep - Nom is a wassock — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep per ... nom? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Comment I don't know am this, please consider rightly ok! --Closedmouth (talk) 01:56, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Closedmouth and PeterSymonds together after rolling together into cookie dough, baking them in an oven for 325° F for 10 minutes, and dipping in milk. Form of deletion will be consumption. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete for the lulz. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Closedmouth because he is apparently a sockpuppet of Cluebot (this is evident from the speed - other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there) and Speedy Delete Neurolysis for nominating an editor that shouldn't be deleted and making an incoherent nom and ridiculous !vote. Chamal talk 14:58, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- "other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there" You just made my day. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
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- (>.>) I've said too much. Away!!! --Closedmouth (talk) 13:22, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
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- Punish for lying — Editor claims to speak languages but has a closed mouth. You cannot speak with a closed mouth! SoWhy 15:46, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- Enroll in CPR training - He cannot be closedmouthed if he wants to learn mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Ecoleetage (talk) 17:57, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
- Attempttoopenmouthify NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 02:35, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete all users making puns on my username It's the standard riposte of trolls and vandals, come on, be more creative. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
- Glue mouth together: The user is obviously lying, as they just spoke clearly, so their mouth should be glued shut in punishment. Plus, the user's name begins with C, so they are in violation of WP:C Dendodge TalkContribs 12:33, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Newyorkbrad 2nd nomination
Someone had to do this eventually, I'm just doing the community a favor. Or do I really care? RockManQ(talk) 05:31, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Is from New York, the state directly rivaling the best one out of the fifty. Git 'er done quick, amigo. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 06:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- And why is Texas the best out of the fifty, Pianista? That title belongs to Massachusetts, IMO. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 13:15, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Shoot, you sound like a Coloradoan, buckaroo. Chunky homestyle chili with Texas beef 'n' beans beats New England clam chowder any day. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 16:53, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Forget about it, New York is clearly the best state. –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 17:10, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- No way. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids kick Mafia butt any day. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 17:41, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, right! Massachusetts is, and always will be, the best. TX and NY are good, but MA tops the list with scenic Boston, rolling countryside in the state's western portion, and also Friendly's! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 17:50, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- No state can beat Texas - our name means friendship, and it's our motto. Southern hospitality ftw! —La Pianista (T•C•S) 17:54, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Go Illinois, the most corrupt state in the union :P Woo! RockManQ(talk) 18:51, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- What about a compromise? RockManQ's favorite is Illinois, Pianista's favorite is Texas, Julian's favorite is New York, and my favorite is Massachusetts. What if we mushed them all together? You know, like Illitexyorkachusetts? --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:02, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- ...That's the worst thing I've ever heard of since the turducken... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Turducken, Schmucken Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall did a seven bird roast recently, including shooting the Woodcock ϢereSpielChequers 22:19, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- OK, then. How about a battle of the states? RockManQ will be representing Illinois, Juliancolton will be representing New York, La Pianista will be representing Texas, and I will be representing Massachusetts. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:32, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Since I'm representing Illinois and we had Lincoln, we automatically beat any state in any battle whatsoever :P RockManQ(talk) 19:37, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- We have GlassCobra himself! (GlassCobra swallows Abe Lincoln whole.) I win! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:47, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
(out) Michigan wins easily, people - with the highest unemployment in the nation, we'd be able to raise the biggest militaia to crush you guys... Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- You guys are all deluding yourselves. My state is the biggest, wildest, has the tallest mountain, the most lakes, trees, bears, moose, registered libertarians, longest coastline, we're the richest, most cultural, and we have a high degree of monopoly on corrupt politicians. Clearly, the best state is Alaska. l'aquatique || talk 20:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- The state that brought us Sarah Palin? Noooooo. "I can see Russia from my house!" Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sarah Palin is from Idaho. l'aquatique || talk 20:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Puh-lease - she moved to Alaska when she was an infant... trivial, trivial. Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:20, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- I side with L'Aquatique. No one wants to be from the state that fathered this monstrosity. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- Besides, regardless of my personal feelings about Sarah, she keeps life in the 49th state from ever approaching boring. l'aquatique || talk 05:12, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- I side with L'Aquatique. No one wants to be from the state that fathered this monstrosity. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- Puh-lease - she moved to Alaska when she was an infant... trivial, trivial. Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:20, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sarah Palin is from Idaho. l'aquatique || talk 20:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- (outdent) Okay, clearly you people need some straightening out. First, Texas is an automatic massive fail as pointed out by Pianista. Alaska is similarly disqualified for bringing one of the most clueless politicians in history to international prominence. Though I'm technically from Illinois, it is also unfortunately a fail, thanks to our stellar governor. The award goes to Massachusetts, hands down. Now stay on topic! :P This is about Brad, not which of our miserable states suck the most. GlassCobra 17:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- The state that brought us Sarah Palin? Noooooo. "I can see Russia from my house!" Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Comment User has previously deleted and resurrected himself. What makes you think he won't be able to resurrect himself again? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Comment Because he has previously died and like a zombie didn't stay dead, I'm changing the title to 2nd nomination. Maybe it will stick this time :). davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
- Speedy Close - Sarah Palin was brought up, so I invoke the Ultimate law, which states that if a republican politician is brought up then the EfD in question is closed immediately. RockManQ(talk) 20:30, 14 December 2008 (UTC) It's my law, none of you can have it
- It would have saved me a bunch of time if that law applied to ArbCom cases. Newyorkbrad (talk) 02:01, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- Rename I believe the proper phonetic spelling is Noo Yawk Br'erd. Ecoleetage (talk) 13:47, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- Does this mean we revoke his parents' Accountcreator rights for not knowing the username policy? Do we need to call a bureacrat at the state vital records department to effect the rename? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:47, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Strong delete Attempted to stop The Revolution™ Deskanabot was fostering. J.delanoygabsadds 00:25, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete J.Delanoy for saying Revolution, which, everytime I see it causes me to remember those signs that said reLOVEution. Nausea and a strong desire to drown puppies generally follows. l'aquatique || talk 03:37, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Have a Newyorkbrad strip steak. bibliomaniac15 04:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- With a side serving of Soylent Green, eh, Biblio? —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:56, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Nothing like a nice hunk of long pork to get yourself into the holiday mood. Tasty tasty! bibliomaniac15 05:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, that's good...but I don't eat pork. I'd rather my burgers with Burghers. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 05:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Whatever you say, my dear Clarice. Hannibal15 05:24, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- However if you're British and loyal you might enjoy Royal Marine. Anyway, it's clean. // roux 19:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Whatever you say, my dear Clarice. Hannibal15 05:24, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, that's good...but I don't eat pork. I'd rather my burgers with Burghers. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 05:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Nothing like a nice hunk of long pork to get yourself into the holiday mood. Tasty tasty! bibliomaniac15 05:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- With a side serving of Soylent Green, eh, Biblio? —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:56, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Rename to User:OldB0rkedNed Gazimoff 10:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Force to answer all questions with haikus NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 23:32, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Trekphiler
Goodness. This guy abuses the emoticon ;D way too often and is too obsessed with Marvel comic book characters. Ed at home w/ his alternate account Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 01:41, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Keep per nom. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 01:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- :D - :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D. :D —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:14, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Pianista...you took a little too long making up that vote, I think. :) Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 02:16, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- :D :D. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:18, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Pianista...you took a little too long making up that vote, I think. :) Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 02:16, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- "Quit making that face or it'll stick that way!" -Trekphiler's Mom. 02:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Buy him William Shatner's toupee for Christmas I think one of the old hairpieces is being auctioned on eBay. Ecoleetage (talk) 16:01, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Question Does Trekphiler's Mom want him deleted or not? Please clarify. She might murder us if we make the wrong decision. Chamal talk 07:02, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
- Your mom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- That wasn't very helpful, Pianista. I can't ask my mom if she want's Trekphiler to be deleted. She doesn't know I'm wasting my time doing stuff like this and if she finds out, I will be deleted. Besides, what matters is what Trekphiler's mom thinks. Chamal talk 14:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- Okay then. Your face. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:13, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- That wasn't very helpful, Pianista. I can't ask my mom if she want's Trekphiler to be deleted. She doesn't know I'm wasting my time doing stuff like this and if she finds out, I will be deleted. Besides, what matters is what Trekphiler's mom thinks. Chamal talk 14:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- Your mom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
- My face per Pianista. Chamal talk 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- Got cite? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:37, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yes. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/face (I'm not sure which, but I think it's noun 5) :D Chamal talk 13:22, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
- Got cite? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:37, 23 December 2008 (UTC)